Modern Americans behave as if intelligence were some sort of hideous deformity.

Don't eat the yellow snow.

I think pop music has done more for oral intercourse than anything else that has ever happened, and vice versa.

A drug is not bad. A drug is a chemical compound. The problem comes in when people who take drugs treat them like a license to behave like an asshole.

If you want to get together in any exclusive situation and have people love you, fine - but to hang all this desperate sociology on the idea of The Cloud-Guy who has The Big Book, who knows if you've been bad or good - and CARES about any of it - to hang it all on that, folks, is the chimpanzee part of the brain working.

I'm not going to be Bill Clinton and say I never inhaled. I did inhale. I liked tobacco a lot better.

Without music to decorate it, time is just a bunch of boring production deadlines or dates by which bills must be paid.