Modern Americans behave as if intelligence were some sort of hideous deformity.

So many books, so little time.

The last election just laid the foundation of the next 500 years of Dark Ages.

Gimme the tune. Do I like this tune? Does it sound like another tune that I like? The more familiar it is, the better I like it. Hear those three notes there? Those are the three notes I can sing along with. I like those notes very, very much. Give me a beat. Not a fancy one. Give me a GOOD BEAT -- something I can dance to. It has to go boom-bap, boom-boom-BAP. If it doesn't, I will hate it very, very much. Also, I want it right away -- and then, write me some more songs like that -- over and over and over again, because I'm really into music.

You know, people are basically shitty

Don't forget to vote.

Consider for a moment any beauty in the name Ralph.