Give me the enchilada with the pickle sauce shoved up between the donkey's ass until he can't come anymore.

She use to knock me out until her face broke out.

The whole Universe is a large joke. Everything in the Universe are just subdivisions of this joke. So why take anything too serious.

A composer's job involves the decoration of fragments of time.

I ain't the type for begging, I am not the type to plead. If she don't change those evil ways, I'm gonna make her bleed.

Guitar playing, as currently understood, has more to do with sports than it does to do with music. It's an Olympic challenge type of situation. The challenges are in the realm of speed, redundancy, choreography, and grooming... ...clouds of educated gnat-notes.

Sit and spin 'til you rot on the cosmic utensil.