The problem with drugs is that most of the people that use the drugs, use it as a license to be an asshole.

You are what you is, you is what you am, you ain't what you're not. So see what you got?

The rock and roll business is pretty absurd, but the world of serious music is much worse.

Children are naive-they trust everyone. School is bad enough, but, if you put a child anywhere in the vicinity of a church, you're asking for trouble.

I can take about an hour on the tower of power, as long as I gets a little golden shower.

I think you should leave it up to the parent, because not all parents want to keep their children totally ignorant.

Don't go to bed with any woman crazier than you are.