Mama stroked his dinger, Daddy got stinky finger.

Believe it or not, there are places in the world where music is important. There are places in the world where all the arts are a matter of national pride.

The illusion of freedom will continue as long as it's profitable to continue the illusion. At the point where the illusion becomes too expensive to maintain, they will just take down the scenery, they will pull back the curtains, they will move the tables and chairs out of the way and you will see the brick wall at the back of the theater.

Jazz isn't dead. It just smells funny.

There are only two things to remember. Number one...Don't Stop, and number two...Keep Going!

Hey, let's get serious... God knows what he's doin' He wrote this book here And the book says: 'He made us all to be just like Him', So... If we're dumb... Then God is dumb... (And maybe even a little ugly on the side)

You know, people are basically shitty. It's when they prove it over and over again that it gets obnoxious.