Mama stroked his dinger, Daddy got stinky finger.

She was a steady date until she put on some weight.

It isn't necessary to imagine the world ending in fire or ice. There are two other possibilities: one is paperwork, and the other is nostalgia.

Whatever you have to do to have a good time, let's get on with it, so long as it doesn't cause a murder.

Believe it or not, there are places in the world where music is important. There are places in the world where all the arts are a matter of national pride.

I mean, let's look at it in the other way. If they claim that words have this mysterious power over people, well, 99 percent of on the songs on the radio deal with the topic of love and we use the term loosely. So, kids have heard love, love, love, love ... the minute they turn on the radio. Do you see any kids doing love? I see them doing crack ... but not love. So, it's bullshit!

Her head is full of bubbles, her nose is petite, she looks like she never gets nothing to eat.