There is no hell, there's only France
The disgusting stink of a too-loud electric guitar; now that's my idea of a good time.
When God created Republicans, he gave up on everything else.
There is more stupidity than hydrogen in the universe, and it has a longer shelf life.
I don't want to see any religious people in public office because they're working for another boss.
I ain't the type for begging, I am not the type to plead. If she don't change those evil ways, I'm gonna make her bleed.