It's a despicable thing to share your personal inner torment for money.

The minute you use the drugs, and you do something that interferes with the life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness of the guy next door, you're a criminal, and you ought to be punished for that especially if you're in a position where your actions could affect large numbers of people. Being a doctor, a legislator, a judge, an airline pilot, where somebody's life depends on you.

He wants to do you in cause the color of your skin.

As far as rearing children goes, the basic idea I try to keep in mind is that a child is a person. Just because they happen to be a little shorter than you doesn't mean they are dumber than you.

Producing satire is kind of hopeless because of the literacy rate of the American public.

My school spirit is at an all time low, I'm losing my status at the school.

Anyone who is disturbed by the idea of newts in a nightclub is potentially dangerous.