The whiskers sticking up from underneath his pancake makeup, and yet he was a beautiful lady.
Frank ZappaYeah, I tell them to change the channel if they see some guy in a brown suit with a telephone number at the bottom of the screen asking for money.
Frank ZappaWhatever you have to do to have a good time, let's get on with it, so long as it doesn't cause a murder.
Frank ZappaThe Ultimate Rule ought to be: 'If it sounds GOOD to you, it's bitchin'; if it sounds BAD to YOU, it's shitty. The more your musical experience, the easier it is to define for yourself what you like and what you don't like. American radio listeners, raised on a diet of _____ (fill in the blank), have experienced a musical universe so small they cannot begin to know what they like.
Frank Zappa