Ever try to have a conversation with someone on drugs? It just doesn't work.

If your children ever find out how lame you really are, they'll murder you in your sleep.

There are only two things to remember. Number one...Don't Stop, and number two...Keep Going!

Mama stroked his dinger, Daddy got stinky finger.

So much gets lost in the translation. Even if you sat there listening to it with a microscope, there's no way you're gonna find out what it means.

The whole Universe is a large joke. Everything in the Universe are just subdivisions of this joke. So why take anything too serious.

It's two o'clock in the morning, they're not going to get any nooky anyway, so this one guy and the guy with the t-shirt guy started sniffing the girls panties.