Sexual gratification can only be achieved through the use of machines.
There's a big difference between kneeling down and bending over.
Disco boy, no one understands, but thank the lord you still got hands.
What kind of man can name a child Moon Unit?
The difference between religions and cults is determined by how much real estate is owned.
Elvis has left the building to climb up that heavenly stair. So what if he looks like a wart-hog in heat?