Roller-skates and disco are a lot of fun, I'm much too young and stupid to operate a gun.

Believe it or not, there are places in the world where music is important. There are places in the world where all the arts are a matter of national pride.

I never have no trouble with my rubber girl.

The whiskers sticking up from underneath his pancake makeup, and yet he was a beautiful lady.

I ain't the type for begging, I am not the type to plead. If she don't change those evil ways, I'm gonna make her bleed.

Guitar playing, as currently understood, has more to do with sports than it does to do with music. It's an Olympic challenge type of situation. The challenges are in the realm of speed, redundancy, choreography, and grooming... ...clouds of educated gnat-notes.

Stupidity has a certain charm - ignorance does not.