Roller-skates and disco are a lot of fun, I'm much too young and stupid to operate a gun.

Our criminal institutions are full of creeps like you who do wrong things, and many of them were driven to these crimes by the horrible force called music.

Okay, it was the Tree of Knowledge. "You eat this apple; you're going to be as smart as God." We can't have that.

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Don't mind your make-up, you'd better make your mind up.

There's a big difference between kneeling down and bending over.

Whatever you have to do to have a good time, let's get on with it, so long as it doesn't cause a murder.