Roller-skates and disco are a lot of fun, I'm much too young and stupid to operate a gun.

Elvis has left the building to climb up that heavenly stair. So what if he looks like a wart-hog in heat?

Anyone who is disturbed by the idea of newts in a nightclub is potentially dangerous.

I searched for years I found no love. I'm sure that love will never be a product of plasticity.

I proceeded to take that mitten full of the deadly yellow snow crystals and rub it all into his beady little eyes with a vigorous circular motion.

You know, people are basically shitty. It's when they prove it over and over again that it gets obnoxious.

The typical rock fan is not smart enough to know when he is being dumped on.