There is no hell. There is only France.

I'm the devil's advocate. We have our own worshipers.

I think pop music has done more for oral intercourse than anything else that has ever happened, and vice versa.

One of my favorite philosophical tenets is that people will agree with you only if they already agree with you. You do not change people's minds.

Anything Anytime Anyplace For No Reason At All (or AAAFNRAA)

Find you a bridge and take a jump. Just make certain you do it right the first time, cause nothing's worse than a suicide chump.

Censoring what you say is one of the ways in which people who are not nice can take away your personal freedom.