There is no hell. There is only France.

I knew Jimi (Hendrix) and I think that the best thing you could say about Jimi was: there was a person who shouldn't use drugs.

My balls feel like a pair of maracas.

Everybody believes in something and everybody, by virtue of the fact that they believe in something, uses that something to support their own existence.

Am I a boy or a lady, I don't know which?

In order to deviate successfully, one has to have at least a passing acquaintance with whatever norm one expects to deviate from.

Basically I'm in the idea business -- whether it's a musical idea or a spoken idea ... If you wind up with a political system that wants to put idea men out of business, then you have worry on your hands.