There is no hell. There is only France.

Scientists believe that the universe is made of hydrogen because they claim it's the most plentiful ingredient. I claim that the most plentiful ingredient is stupidity.

They were wearing smelly blankets, they looked like Donovan fans.

The devil, he's about this big. He had a red suit on and a widow's peak, and then a pointed tail, and like a sulfur reek. Yes, it was him alright, I swear.

Without deviance from normality, there can be no progress.

I think pop music has done more for oral intercourse than anything else that has ever happened, and vice versa.

If we cannot be free, we can at least be cheap