The devil, he's about this big. He had a red suit on and a widow's peak, and then a pointed tail, and like a sulfur reek. Yes, it was him alright, I swear.

To me absurdity is the only reality

Information doesn't kill you.

Give me the enchilada with the pickle sauce shoved up between the donkey's ass until he can't come anymore.

I write what I like to write. Those who like to listen to it, listen to it. And the ones who don't, watch football and drink beer, jog, go to discos and so forth. I never claimed to be a man for all seasons.

Hey ugly folks, go get some cyanide and die.

Stupidity has a certain charm - ignorance does not.