They were wearing smelly blankets, they looked like Donovan fans.

Here's the way the licensing works ... If you write a song, nobody can record your song before you do without your permission. But, once the song is recorded, they can get what's called a 'compulsory license', and they can record the tune, but they have to pay you royalties.

He took a dog-doo snow cone and stuffed it in my right eye. He took a dog-doo snow cone and stuffed it in my other eye.

One of my favorite philosophical tenets is that people will agree with you only if they already agree with you. You do not change people's minds.

A drug is not bad. A drug is a chemical compound. The problem comes in when people who take drugs treat them like a license to behave like an asshole.

He likes to flirt with all the boys in the class.

If you pick up a guitar and it says, 'take me, I'm yours,' then that's the one for you