Certification from one source or another seems to be the most important thing to people all over the world. A piece of paper from a school that says you're smart, a pat on the head from your parents that says you're good or some reinforcement from your peers that makes you think what you're doing is worthwhile. People are just waiting around to get certified.

Classical music is this music that was written by a bunch of dead people a long time ago.

There are more love songs than anything else. If songs could make you do something we'd all love one another.

The bigger the cushion, the better the pushin'.

The whiskers sticking up from underneath his pancake makeup, and yet he was a beautiful lady.

No change in musical style will survive unless it is accompanied by a change in clothing style. Rock is to dress up to.

I like to watch the news, because I don't like people very much and when you watch the news... if you ever had an idea that people were really terrible, you could watch the news and know that you're right.