I never set out to be weird. It was always other people who called me weird.
Elvis has left the building to climb up that heavenly stair. So what if he looks like a wart-hog in heat?
I don't want to spend my life explaining myself. You either get it, or you don't.
You don't dig me, I don't understand what it is, I had my car reupholstered.
They tried to make me go to Catholic school, too. I lasted a very short time. When the penguin came after me with a ruler, I was out of there.
Books Are Good For Lots Of Uses, Not For Dropping In The Toilet.