Producing satire is kind of hopeless because of the literacy rate of the American public.

The soul of our music, The Monkees' music, lies somewhere inbetween the 1 1/2 , the 2 1/2, the 3 3/4 and th giant C-major chord on the piano!

Hey, let's get serious... God knows what he's doin' He wrote this book here And the book says: 'He made us all to be just like Him', So... If we're dumb... Then God is dumb... (And maybe even a little ugly on the side)

The NRA, with the fingers on the triggers when they kneel and pray.

Modern music is people who can't think signing artists who can't write songs to make records for people who can't hear.

Hair growing out every hole in me.

The most abundant element in the Universe is stupidity