I wrote a song about dental floss but did anyone's teeth get cleaner?

As far as rearing children goes, the basic idea I try to keep in mind is that a child is a person. Just because they happen to be a little shorter than you doesn't mean they are dumber than you.

The creation and destruction of harmonic and 'statistical' tensions is essential to the maintenance of compositional drama. Any composition (or improvisation) which remains consonant and 'regular' throughout is, for me, equivalent to watching a movie with only 'good guys' in it, or eating cottage cheese.

Censoring what you say is one of the ways in which people who are not nice can take away your personal freedom.

I want a horny little Jewish princess.

I never have no trouble with my rubber girl.

There's a big difference between kneeling down and bending over.