Anything Anytime Anyplace For No Reason At All (or AAAFNRAA)
She was a steady date until she put on some weight.
Brown shoes don't make it.
Two things are universal: Hydrogen and stupidity
It's two o'clock in the morning, they're not going to get any nooky anyway, so this one guy and the guy with the t-shirt guy started sniffing the girls panties.
It isn't necessary to imagine the world ending in fire or ice. There are two other possibilities: one is paperwork, and the other is nostalgia.