She was a steady date until she put on some weight.

If your children ever find out how lame you really are, they'll murder you in your sleep.

Most rock journalism is people who can't write, interviewing people who can't talk, for people who can't read.

Anybody who wants religion is welcome to it, as far as I'm concerned--I support your right to enjoy it. However, I would appreciate it if you exhibited more respect for the rights of those people who do not wish to share your dogma, rapture, or necrodestination.

I'm not black, but there's a whole lot of times I wish I could say I'm not white.

A true Zen saying: "Nothing is what I want.

People are just waiting around to get certified.