Fact of the matter is, there is no hip world, there is no straight world. There's a world, you see which has people in it who believe a variety of different things.

If we can't be free at least we can be cheap.

We could improve worldwide mental health if we acknowledged that parents can make you crazy.

It has never mattered to me that thirty million people might think I'm wrong. The number of people who thought Hitler was right did not make him right... Why do you necessarily have to be wrong just because a few million people think you are?

On a personal level, Freaking Out is a process whereby an individual casts off outmoded and restricting standards of thinking, dress, and social etiquette in order to express creatively his relationship to his immediate environment and the social structure as a whole.

The whiskers sticking up from underneath his pancake makeup, and yet he was a beautiful lady.

Our big prize tonight is fifty American dollars to the girl with the most exciting mammalian protuberances.