Maybe you should stay with your mama, you're kind of stupid and ugly, too.

Nobody looks good with brown lipstick on.

People make a lot of fuss about my kids having such supposedly 'strange names', but the fact is that no matter what first names I might have given them, it is the last name that is going to get them in trouble.

I'm in a big dilemma about my Big-Leg Emma.

The people of your century no longer require the service of composers. A composer is as useful to a person in a jogging suit as a dinsoaur turd in the middle of his runway.

If you are home, and you got no place to go, and you want to, just blow yourself up ... Go ahead ... The drugs themselves ... There's a price for doing stuff to yourself.

Without deviance from normality, there can be no progress.