Maybe you should stay with your mama, you're kind of stupid and ugly, too.

Interviewer: 'So Frank, you have long hair. Does that make you a woman?' Frank Zappa: 'You have a wooden leg. Does that make you a table?

I write the music I like. If other people like it, fine, they can go buy the albums. And if they don't like it, there's always Michael Jackson for them to listen to.

Maybe you should stay with your mama, you're kind of stupid and ugly, too.

I think you should leave it up to the parent, because not all parents want to keep their children totally ignorant.

The more boring a child is, the more the parents, when showing off the child, receive adulation for being good parents — because they have a tame child-creature in their house.

A wise man once said, never discuss philosophy or politics in a disco environment.