You can't always write a chord ugly enough to say what you want to say, so sometimes you have to rely on a giraffe filled with whipped cream.

Stupidity has a certain charm - ignorance does not.

I don't think there's a problem. First of all, I don't think music turns people into social liabilities. Because you hear a lyric

I enjoy irritating the people who enjoy being irritated.

Journalism is kind of scary and of it we should be wary.

Modern Americans behave as if intelligence were some sort of hideous deformity.

I want a horny little Jewish princess.