In your dreams you can see yourself as a prophet saving the world.
To me absurdity is the only reality
Cocaine decisions that you make today, will mean nothing later on when you get nose decay.
If you want to get laid, go to college. If you want an education, go to the library.
What something is depends more on when it is than anything else.
As far as rearing children goes, the basic idea I try to keep in mind is that a child is a person. Just because they happen to be a little shorter than you doesn't mean they are dumber than you.