Drop out of school before your mind rots from exposure to our mediocre educational system. Forget about the Senior Prom and go to the library and educate yourself if you've got any guts. Some of you like Pep rallies and plastic robots who tell you what to read.

I am the slime oozing out from your TV set. You will obey me while I lead you, and eat the garbage while I feed you.

He just got in the car, but the batteries dead. So he asks to use the phone and she gives him some head.

Guitar playing, as currently understood, has more to do with sports than it does to do with music. It's an Olympic challenge type of situation. The challenges are in the realm of speed, redundancy, choreography, and grooming... ...clouds of educated gnat-notes.

Interviewer: 'So Frank, you have long hair. Does that make you a woman?' Frank Zappa: 'You have a wooden leg. Does that make you a table?

You can't escape the puking sphinx.

In your dreams you can see yourself as a prophet saving the world.