To me absurdity is the only reality

Did he really choose Tammy to do his work?

I'm the devil's advocate. We have our own worshipers.

Whatever you have to do to have a good time, let's get on with it, so long as it doesn't cause a murder.

While your children are sleeping, your puppy is crappin'.

It's fairly obvious, since Richard Nixon, that there is no such thing as a fair deal for any voter in the United States -- You're just not gonna get it. It's a joke -- the people that you vote for, they're the next best thing to criminals. But of course they have money for advertising campaigns that make them look a little bit better than they actually are.

I'm more interested in melodic things. I think the biggest challenge when you go to play a solo is trying to invent a melody on the spot.