To me absurdity is the only reality

In every language, the first word after "Mama!" that every kid learns to say is "Mine!" A system that doesn't allow ownership, that doesn't allow you to say "Mine!" when you grow up, has - to put in mildly - a fatal design flaw.

Her head is full of bubbles, her nose is petite, she looks like she never gets nothing to eat.

We could improve worldwide mental health if we acknowledged that parents can make you crazy.

Outdoors for me is walking from the car to the ticket desk at the airport

She use to knock me out until her face broke out.

The language and concepts contained herein are guaranteed not to cause eternal torment in the place where the guy with the horns and pointed stick conducts his business