How can I lose? I've already offended everybody!
Why do you necessarily have to be wrong just because a few million people think you are?
No change in musical style will survive unless it is accompanied by a change in clothing style. Rock is to dress up to.
Without "Louie Louie" a symphony is not quite so grand.
Reality is what it is, not what you want it to be.
So much gets lost in the translation. Even if you sat there listening to it with a microscope, there's no way you're gonna find out what it means.