If you want to get laid, go to college. If you want an education, go to the library.

Bobby Martin has another project. He's building a house. He's out there at 6 o'clock in the morning hammering nails.

Music is the most physically inspiring of all the arts.

I like to watch the news, because I don't like people very much and when you watch the news... if you ever had an idea that people were really terrible, you could watch the news and know that you're right.

You can't escape the puking sphinx.

Give me the enchilada with the pickle sauce shoved up between the donkey's ass until he can't come anymore.

Am I a boy or a lady, I don't know which?