Hair growing out every hole in me.

Of course it's contrived, but once you know how its contrived, you can understand the editorial viewpoint. CNN, for example, when you see where they're really coming from, you can subtract their bias, and get some sort of facts. Sometimes the amount of bias that is imposed in these things is so laughable that it gives you an extra layer of entertainment.

I'm not going to be Bill Clinton and say I never inhaled. I did inhale. I liked tobacco a lot better.

I'm vile and perverted. I'm obsessed and deranged. I've existed for years but very little has changed. I'm the tool of the government and industry too. For I'm destined to rule and regulate you. You may think I'm pernicious, but you can't look away. I'll make you think I'm delicious with the stuff that I say. I'm the best you can get... have you guessed me yet? I'm the slime oozing out of your TV set.

There will never be a nuclear war; there's too much real estate involved.

Art is making something out of nothing and selling it.

It's raw, unbridled superstition for these people to claim that words can harm you.