Hair growing out every hole in me.

I think pop music has done more for oral intercourse than anything else that has ever happened, and vice versa.

Here's the way the licensing works ... If you write a song, nobody can record your song before you do without your permission. But, once the song is recorded, they can get what's called a 'compulsory license', and they can record the tune, but they have to pay you royalties.

Just be glad you don't live in one of those little countries where at this very moment, music is severely restricted, or as it is in Iran, totally illegal.

Producing satire is kind of hopeless because of the literacy rate of the American public.

Mr. Gorbachev has apparently stumbled onto one of the best-kept secrets in recent Soviet history: Communism doesn't work.

Am I a boy or a lady, I don't know which?