I'm the best you can get. Have you guessed me yet? I'm the slime oozin' out from your TV set!

I think pop music has done more for oral intercourse than anything else that has ever happened, and vice versa.

You don't think I work 14 hours a day right now?! I mean, I still put in the hours, I still do the work.

The rock and roll business is pretty absurd, but the world of serious music is much worse.

If classical music is the state of the art, then the arts are in a sad state.

I think you should leave it up to the parent, because not all parents want to keep their children totally ignorant.

Ever try to have a conversation with someone on drugs? It just doesn't work.