Don't go to bed with any woman crazier than you are.

The more boring a child is, the more the parents, when showing off the child, receive adulation for being good parents — because they have a tame child-creature in their house.

I'm just one of these unpopular musicians.

I can take about an hour on the tower of power, as long as I gets a little golden shower.

All the old history was written for the amusement of the ruling classes. The lower classes couldn't read, and their rulers didn't care about remembering what happened to them.

To me absurdity is the only reality

Nothing I've ever written has been motivated by trying to impact or influence anybody.