The plumber he says, never flush a tampon. This is great information, cost me half a weeks pay.

The closer you are, the brighter the flames in my heart.

The language and concepts contained herein are guaranteed not to cause eternal torment in the place where the guy with the horns and pointed stick conducts his business

The universe consists of 5% protons, 5% neutrons, 5% electrons and 85% morons.

Unbind your mind, there is no time.

Our big prize tonight is fifty American dollars to the girl with the most exciting mammalian protuberances.

Communism doesn't work because people like to own stuff.