You don't think I work 14 hours a day right now?! I mean, I still put in the hours, I still do the work.

I proceeded to take that mitten full of the deadly yellow snow crystals and rub it all into his beady little eyes with a vigorous circular motion.

I think the music of the Fifties is really good. I suspect it's much better musically than much of what's available now. Not in terms of production, but in terms of content.

If we can't be free at least we can be cheap.

I want a horny little Jewish princess.

Jazz isn't dead. It just smells funny.

The more boring a child is, the more the parents, when showing off the child, receive adulation for being good parents — because they have a tame child-creature in their house.