You don't think I work 14 hours a day right now?! I mean, I still put in the hours, I still do the work.

I am the slime oozing out from your TV set. You will obey me while I lead you, and eat the garbage while I feed you.

The universe consists of 5% protons, 5% neutrons, 5% electrons and 85% morons.

Broken hearts are for assholes, are you an asshole?

I write what I like to write. Those who like to listen to it, listen to it. And the ones who don't, watch football and drink beer, jog, go to discos and so forth. I never claimed to be a man for all seasons.

It gets harder the more you know. Because the more you find out the uglier everything seems.

It's fairly obvious, since Richard Nixon, that there is no such thing as a fair deal for any voter in the United States -- You're just not gonna get it. It's a joke -- the people that you vote for, they're the next best thing to criminals. But of course they have money for advertising campaigns that make them look a little bit better than they actually are.