If your children ever find out how lame you really are, they'll murder you in your sleep.
Frank ZappaDo we really want to know how Michael Jackson makes his music? No. We want to understand why he needs the bones of the Elephant Man -- and, until he tells us, it doesn't make too much difference whether or not he really is ''bad.
Frank ZappaThe plumber he says, never flush a tampon. This is great information, cost me half a weeks pay.
Frank Zappa