Nobody looks good bent over. Especially to pick up a check.

No change in musical style will survive unless it is accompanied by a change in clothing style. Rock is to dress up to.

I think it's really tragic when people get serious about stuff. It's such an absurdity to take anything really seriously ... I make an honest attempt not to take anything seriously: I worked that attitude out about the time I was eighteen, I mean, what does it all mean when you get right down to it, what's the story here? Being alive is so weird.

This is a stupid song and that's the way I like it.

We could improve worldwide mental health if we acknowledged that parents can make you crazy.

Gave my money all to you, took my watch and pawned it, too.

Republican is fine, if your a millionaire. Democrats is fair, if all you own is what you wear. Neither of them's really right, cause neither of them care.