I'm just one of these unpopular musicians.

Here's the way the licensing works ... If you write a song, nobody can record your song before you do without your permission. But, once the song is recorded, they can get what's called a 'compulsory license', and they can record the tune, but they have to pay you royalties.

If your children ever find out how lame you really are, they'll murder you in your sleep.

I like to watch the news, because I don't like people very much and when you watch the news... if you ever had an idea that people were really terrible, you could watch the news and know that you're right.

They tried to make me go to Catholic school, too. I lasted a very short time. When the penguin came after me with a ruler, I was out of there.

Why doncha come on over to the house and I'll show 'em to ya?

The price of meat has just gone up and your old lady has just gone down.