I'm just one of these unpopular musicians.

You've got to be digging it while it's happening 'cause it just might be a one shot deal.

Gimme the tune. Do I like this tune? Does it sound like another tune that I like? The more familiar it is, the better I like it. Hear those three notes there? Those are the three notes I can sing along with. I like those notes very, very much. Give me a beat. Not a fancy one. Give me a GOOD BEAT -- something I can dance to. It has to go boom-bap, boom-boom-BAP. If it doesn't, I will hate it very, very much. Also, I want it right away -- and then, write me some more songs like that -- over and over and over again, because I'm really into music.

I can take about an hour on the tower of power, as long as I gets a little golden shower.

Don't do speed, speed turns you in to your parents.

Moses, Aaron, Abraham, they're all a waste of time. It's your ass that's on the line.

The bassoon is one of my favorite instruments. It has a medieval aroma, like the days when everything used to sound like that. Some people crave baseball...I find this unfathomable, but I can easily understand why a person could get excited about playing the bassoon.