Gimme the tune. Do I like this tune? Does it sound like another tune that I like? The more familiar it is, the better I like it. Hear those three notes there? Those are the three notes I can sing along with. I like those notes very, very much. Give me a beat. Not a fancy one. Give me a GOOD BEAT -- something I can dance to. It has to go boom-bap, boom-boom-BAP. If it doesn't, I will hate it very, very much. Also, I want it right away -- and then, write me some more songs like that -- over and over and over again, because I'm really into music.

Believe it or not, there are places in the world where music is important. There are places in the world where all the arts are a matter of national pride.

The computer can't tell you the emotional story. It can give you the exact mathematical design, but what's missing is the eyebrows.

You is what you am, a cow don't make ham.

It's better to have something to remember than anything to regret.

How can I lose? I've already offended everybody!

If you really love guitar, you're going to spend every waking hour stroking the thing.