I think the anti-smoking business is a yuppie invention-an extension of the concept that "we'll always be young, rich, and healthy.

The soul of our music, The Monkees' music, lies somewhere inbetween the 1 1/2 , the 2 1/2, the 3 3/4 and th giant C-major chord on the piano!

The crux of the biscuit is the apostrophe!

Don't go to bed with any woman crazier than you are.

I have been monitoring your earthly broadcasts for many years.

Conducting" is when you draw "designs" in the nowhere-with a stick, or with your hands-which are interpreted as "instructional messages" by guys wearing bow ties who wish they were fishing.

Yeah, I tell them to change the channel if they see some guy in a brown suit with a telephone number at the bottom of the screen asking for money.