I think the anti-smoking business is a yuppie invention-an extension of the concept that "we'll always be young, rich, and healthy.

Don't go to bed with any woman crazier than you are.

Don't do speed, speed turns you in to your parents.

Politics is the entertainment branch of industry.

You can't be a real country unless you have a beer and an airline. It helps if you have some kind of a football team, or some nuclear weapons, but at the very least you need a beer.

Rock music was never written for or performed for conservative tastes.

The NRA, with the fingers on the triggers when they kneel and pray.