The whole Universe is a large joke. Everything in the Universe are just subdivisions of this joke. So why take anything too serious.

Yeah, I tell them to change the channel if they see some guy in a brown suit with a telephone number at the bottom of the screen asking for money.

Left me here to cry alone with a bottle of juice and pork chop bone.

I don't want to see any religious people in public office because they're working for another boss.

Most people wouldn't know music if it came up and bit them on the ass.

I think love lyrics have contributed to the general aura of bad mental health in America.

People make a lot of fuss about my kids having such supposedly 'strange names', but the fact is that no matter what first names I might have given them, it is the last name that is going to get them in trouble.