The whole Universe is a large joke. Everything in the Universe are just subdivisions of this joke. So why take anything too serious.

The NRA, with the fingers on the triggers when they kneel and pray.

So many books, so little time.

I have an important message to deliver to all the cute people all over the world. If you're out there and you're cute, maybe you're beautiful. I just want to tell you somethin' — there's more of us UGLY MOTHERFUCKERS than you are, hey-y, so watch out.

Their stupidity does not amaze me, its when they're smart that amazes me. It's baffling whenever you find someone who's smart - incredible. Soon you'll have zoos for such things.

Bobby Martin has another project. He's building a house. He's out there at 6 o'clock in the morning hammering nails.

I never have no trouble with my rubber girl.