The price of meat has just gone up and your old lady has just gone down.

Information is not knowledge. Knowledge is not wisdom. Wisdom is not truth. Truth is not beauty. Beauty is not love. Love is not music. Music is THE BEST.

Just because somebody hears something you say, or reads something that you write, doesn't mean you've reached them.

I think it is good that books still exist, but they do make me sleepy.

Wowie zowie, love me do. Wowie zowie, and I'll love you, too.

I knew Jimi (Hendrix) and I think that the best thing you could say about Jimi was: there was a person who shouldn't use drugs.

On the Planet of Baritone women, they talk low.