The price of meat has just gone up and your old lady has just gone down.

The ONLY thing that seems to band all nations together, is that their governments are universally bad.

I want a hairy little Jewish Princess with a brand new nose, who knows where it goes.

A mind is like a parachute. It doesn't work if it is not open.

She lives in Mojave in a Winnebago. His name is Bobby, he looks like a potato.

I think that if you use the so-called "strong words" you'll get your point across faster and you can save a lot of beating around the bush. Why are people afraid of words? Sometimes the dumbest thing that gets said makes the point for you.

If you want to get together in any exclusive situation and have people love you, fine - but to hang all this desperate sociology on the idea of The Cloud-Guy who has The Big Book, who knows if you've been bad or good - and CARES about any of it - to hang it all on that, folks, is the chimpanzee part of the brain working.