The price of meat has just gone up and your old lady has just gone down.

Well Mike, I'm abnormal.

The last election just laid the foundation of the next 500 years of Dark Ages.

I mean, if you want to hurt yourself, go ahead. It's like, if you want to jack off, go ahead, just don't 'spoo' on a public bus or something . Do whatever you want to do. Just don't get it in somebody else's face.

Whatever you have to do to have a good time, let's get on with it, so long as it doesn't cause a murder.

Only thirteen, and she knows how to nasty.

Art is making something out of nothing and selling it.