I want a horny little Jewish princess.

Our big prize tonight is fifty American dollars to the girl with the most exciting mammalian protuberances.

The NRA, with the fingers on the triggers when they kneel and pray.

Rock music was never written for or performed for conservative tastes.

Republican is fine, if your a millionaire. Democrats is fair, if all you own is what you wear. Neither of them's really right, cause neither of them care.

Give me the enchilada with the pickle sauce shoved up between the donkey's ass until he can't come anymore.

Power will be maintained by the groovy guy or gal who gets the most media coverage for his sleaze. Naturally, his friends in various businesses will do okay, too.