I want a horny little Jewish princess.

Science is moving closer to weaponry, and Art is moving closer to commercialism. And never the twain shall meet.

The more boring a child is, the more the parents, when showing off the child, receive adulation for being good parents — because they have a tame child-creature in their house.

Anyone who is disturbed by the idea of newts in a nightclub is potentially dangerous.

Interviewer: 'So Frank, you have long hair. Does that make you a woman?' Frank Zappa: 'You have a wooden leg. Does that make you a table?

They tried to make me go to Catholic school, too. I lasted a very short time. When the penguin came after me with a ruler, I was out of there.

We was on our way to fame, got matching suits and Beatle boots.