I want a horny little Jewish princess.

A true Zen saying: "Nothing is what I want.

I want a girl that can swallow my pride.

Scientists believe that the universe is made of hydrogen because they claim it's the most plentiful ingredient. I claim that the most plentiful ingredient is stupidity.

Don't mind your make-up, you'd better make your mind up.

The Very Big Stupid is a thing which breeds by eating The Future. Have you seen it? It sometimes disguises itself as a good-looking quarterly bottom line, derived by closing the R&D department.

Very few people do covers of my tunes.