The NRA, with the fingers on the triggers when they kneel and pray.

People make a lot of fuss about my kids having such supposedly 'strange names', but the fact is that no matter what first names I might have given them, it is the last name that is going to get them in trouble.

I proceeded to take that mitten full of the deadly yellow snow crystals and rub it all into his beady little eyes with a vigorous circular motion.

The rock and roll business is pretty absurd, but the world of serious music is much worse.

The universe consists of 5% protons, 5% neutrons, 5% electrons and 85% morons.

On a personal level, Freaking Out is a process whereby an individual casts off outmoded and restricting standards of thinking, dress, and social etiquette in order to express creatively his relationship to his immediate environment and the social structure as a whole.

Hey ugly folks, go get some cyanide and die.