All the good music has already been written by people with wigs and stuff.

Scientists believe that the universe is made of hydrogen because they claim it's the most plentiful ingredient. I claim that the most plentiful ingredient is stupidity.

I'm the devil's advocate. We have our own worshipers.

There is no hell, there's only France

Catholic girls with tiny little mustaches.

Wowie zowie, love me do. Wowie zowie, and I'll love you, too.

One size does not fit all.