Scientists believe that the universe is made of hydrogen because they claim it's the most plentiful ingredient. I claim that the most plentiful ingredient is stupidity.
Tighten my headband for an extra rush.
Nothing I've ever written has been motivated by trying to impact or influence anybody.
Roller-skates and disco are a lot of fun, I'm much too young and stupid to operate a gun.
Don't eat the yellow snow.
While your children are sleeping, your puppy is crappin'.