My balls feel like a pair of maracas.
I enjoy irritating the people who enjoy being irritated.
You is what you am, a cow don't make ham.
I never have no trouble with my rubber girl.
Drugs will turn you into your parents.
Interviewer: 'So Frank, you have long hair. Does that make you a woman?' Frank Zappa: 'You have a wooden leg. Does that make you a table?