Some scientists claim that hydrogen, because it is so plentiful, is the basic building block of the universe. I dispute that. I say there is more stupidity than hydrogen, and that is the basic building block of the universe.

Mama stroked his dinger, Daddy got stinky finger.

I want a hairy little Jewish Princess with a brand new nose, who knows where it goes.

Two things are universal: Hydrogen and stupidity

Children are naive-they trust everyone. School is bad enough, but, if you put a child anywhere in the vicinity of a church, you're asking for trouble.

Don't do speed, speed turns you in to your parents.

Broken hearts are for assholes, are you an asshole?