Some scientists claim that hydrogen, because it is so plentiful, is the basic building block of the universe. I dispute that. I say there is more stupidity than hydrogen, and that is the basic building block of the universe.

It's two o'clock in the morning, they're not going to get any nooky anyway, so this one guy and the guy with the t-shirt guy started sniffing the girls panties.

The problem with drugs is that most of the people that use the drugs, use it as a license to be an asshole.

The establishment of a rating system, voluntary or otherwise, opens the door to an endless parade of moral quality control programs based on things certain Christians do not like. What if the next bunch of Washington wives demands a large yellow J on all material written or performed by Jews, in order to save helpless children from exposure to concealed Zionist doctrine?

Cocaine decisions that you make today, will mean nothing later on when you get nose decay.

If we cannot be free, we can at least be cheap

It's the same mysterious exotic oriental fragrance as what the Beatles get off on.