The establishment of a rating system, voluntary or otherwise, opens the door to an endless parade of moral quality control programs based on things certain Christians do not like. What if the next bunch of Washington wives demands a large yellow J on all material written or performed by Jews, in order to save helpless children from exposure to concealed Zionist doctrine?

The language and concepts contained herein are guaranteed not to cause eternal torment in the place where the guy with the horns and pointed stick conducts his business

She use to knock me out until her face broke out.

You is what you am, a cow don't make ham.

The most important thing in art is The Frame. For painting: literally; for other arts: figuratively - because without this humble appliance, you can't know where The Art stops and The Real World begins.

He just got in the car, but the batteries dead. So he asks to use the phone and she gives him some head.

Music, in performance, is a type of sculpture. The air in the performance is sculpted into something.