Asked random questions about the First Amendment and how they would like to have it applied, if you believe in polls at all, the average American wants no part of it. But if you ask, 'What if we threw the Constitution away tomorrow?' the answer is 'No, that would be bad!' But living under the Constitution is another story altogether.

Michael is Janet and Janet is Michael.

The crux of the biscuit is the apostrophe!

Power will be maintained by the groovy guy or gal who gets the most media coverage for his sleaze. Naturally, his friends in various businesses will do okay, too.

We could improve worldwide mental health if we acknowledged that parents can make you crazy.

It's better to have something to remember than anything to regret.

The plumber he says, never flush a tampon. This is great information, cost me half a weeks pay.