We could improve worldwide mental health if we acknowledged that parents can make you crazy.
Frank ZappaProducing satire is kind of hopeless because of the literacy rate of the American public.
Frank ZappaThe manner in which Americans ''consume'' music has a lot to do with leaving it on their coffee tables, or using it as wallpaper for their lifestyles, like the score of a movie --it's consumed that way without any regard for how and why it's made.
Frank ZappaIt isn't necessary to imagine the world ending in fire or ice. There are two other possibilities: one is paperwork, and the other is nostalgia.
Frank Zappa