Wowie zowie, love me do. Wowie zowie, and I'll love you, too.
I am the slime oozing out from your TV set. You will obey me while I lead you, and eat the garbage while I feed you.
The last election just laid the foundation of the next 500 years of Dark Ages.
Information doesn't kill you.
The computer can't tell you the emotional story. It can give you the exact mathematical design, but what's missing is the eyebrows.
The more boring a child is, the more the parents, when showing off the child, receive adulation for being good parents — because they have a tame child-creature in their house.