Find you a bridge and take a jump. Just make certain you do it right the first time, cause nothing's worse than a suicide chump.
Consider for a moment any beauty in the name Ralph.
Ram it up your poop chute.
The crux of the biscuit is the apostrophe!
Books Are Good For Lots Of Uses, Not For Dropping In The Toilet.
Ever try to have a conversation with someone on drugs? It just doesn't work.