Journalism is kind of scary and of it we should be wary.
Consider for a moment any beauty in the name Ralph.
If your children ever find out how lame you really are, they'll murder you in your sleep.
Sit and spin 'til you rot on the cosmic utensil.
Scientists believe that the universe is made of hydrogen because they claim it's the most plentiful ingredient. I claim that the most plentiful ingredient is stupidity.
Actually, I don't get to do it (watch 5 or so news shows) every day, but I manage to do it at least 5 times a week. And the rest of the time I'm doing interviews. I do an amazing amount of interviews.