While your children are sleeping, your puppy is crappin'.
I want a steamy little Jewish Princess with over-worked gums, who squeaks when she cums. I don't want no troll, I just want a Yemenite hole.
Hey ugly folks, go get some cyanide and die.
Books Are Good For Lots Of Uses, Not For Dropping In The Toilet.
The rock and roll business is pretty absurd, but the world of serious music is much worse.
Brown shoes don't make it.