While your children are sleeping, your puppy is crappin'.

Love of my life, I love you so. Love of my life, don't ever go.

My theory is that there is no word that you can say or noise that you can make with your mouth that is so horrible that it will send you to burn forever in that lake of fire! It's not gonna happen.

Our criminal institutions are full of creeps like you who do wrong things, and many of them were driven to these crimes by the horrible force called music.

Maybe you should stay with your mama, you're kind of stupid and ugly, too.

You don't think I work 14 hours a day right now?! I mean, I still put in the hours, I still do the work.

I never set out to be weird. It was always other people who called me weird.