While your children are sleeping, your puppy is crappin'.

Roller-skates and disco are a lot of fun, I'm much too young and stupid to operate a gun.

There are only two things to remember. Number one...Don't Stop, and number two...Keep Going!

This is a stupid song and that's the way I like it.

When God created Republicans, he gave up on everything else.

We live in a very special time right now. At no other time in history has there been such mass disillusionment in terms of reliance on governing functions. Most people don’t want to come to terms with that. It’s been proven over and over again that the emperor isn’t wearing any clothes, but most people don’t like to look at naked emperors. In the process of turning around to avert their eyes, they saw the discotheques and a few other things and latched onto them.

Find you a bridge and take a jump. Just make certain you do it right the first time, cause nothing's worse than a suicide chump.