While your children are sleeping, your puppy is crappin'.

I'm the best you can get. Have you guessed me yet? I'm the slime oozin' out from your TV set!

I think the music of the Fifties is really good. I suspect it's much better musically than much of what's available now. Not in terms of production, but in terms of content.

When God created Republicans, he gave up on everything else.

It's better to have something to remember than anything to regret.

I would say that today, dishonesty is the rule, and honesty the exception. It could be, statistically, that more people are honest than dishonest, but the few that really control things are not honest, and that tips the balance.

Music, in performance, is a type of sculpture. The air in the performance is sculpted into something.