Day after day, night after night, my life at home is far from bright, but even home has more variety, than I can find in cafe society.

One man's pointlessness is another's barbed satire.

In the order named, these are the hardest to control - wine, women and song.

These are the saddest of possible words, Tinker-to-Evers-to-Chance. Trio of Bear Cubs fleeter than birds, Tinker-to-Evers-to-Chance. Ruthlessly pricking our gonfalon bubble, Making a Giant hit into a double, Words that are weighty with nothing but trouble, Tinker-to-Evers-to-Chance. This brief poem, immortalized the Chicago Cubs' double-play combination: Shortstop Joe Tinker, second baseman Johnny Evers, and first baseman Frank Chance.

You can learn many things from children. How much patience you have, for instance.

Middle age occurs when you are too young to take up golf and too old to rush up to the net.

We have nothing in our history or position to invite aggression; we have everything to beckon us to the cultivation of relations of peace and amity with all nations.