When the political columnists say 'Every thinking man' they mean themselves, and when candidates appeal to 'Every intelligent voter' they mean everybody who is going to vote for them

Chaos breeds life, while order breeds success.

Seeing ourselves as others see us would probably confirm our worst suspicions about them.

Remember how excited you were when you turned five years old. Today, you should be 10 times that excited. Happy 50th birthday!

There are hundreds who can stand failure to one who can stand success; the good loser is far more common than the good winner.

Our notion of an optimist is a man who knowing that each year was worse than the preceding, thinks next year will be better. And a pessimist is a man who knows the next year can't be worse than the last one.

There must be a day or two in a man's life when he is the precise age for something important.