When the political columnists say 'Every thinking man' they mean themselves, and when candidates appeal to 'Every intelligent voter' they mean everybody who is going to vote for them

When a man you like switches from what he said a year ago, or 4 years ago, he is a broad-minded person who has courage enough to change his mind with changing conditions. When a man you don't like does it, he is a liar who has broken his promises.

I hate the pollyanna pest who says that all is for the best.

Drinking is bad taste but tastes good.

If a man keeps his trap shut, the world will beat a path to his door.

An extravagance is something you buy which is no earthly use to your wife.

Christmas is over and Business is Business.