Middle age occurs when you are too young to take up golf and too old to rush up to the net.

Seeing ourselves as others see us would probably confirm our worst suspicions about them.

Prohibition is an awful flop. We like it. It can't stop what it's meant to stop. We like it. It's left a trail of graft and slime It don't prohibit worth a dime It's filled our land with vice and crime, Nevertheless, we're for it.

An extravagance is something you buy which is no earthly use to your wife.

Middle age occurs when you are too young to take up golf and too old to rush up to the net.

While the work or play is on, it is a lot of fun if while you are doing one you don't constantly feel that you ought to be doing the other.

When a man you like switches from what he said a year ago, or 4 years ago, he is a broad-minded person who has courage enough to change his mind with changing conditions. When a man you don't like does it, he is a liar who has broken his promises.