Nobody can write such ironic things unless he has a deep sense of injustice-injustice to those members of the race who are victims of the stupid, the pretentious and the hypocritical.

To err is human; to forgive, infrequent.

Ninety-two percent of the stuff told you in confidence you couldn't get anyone else to listen to.

Nothing is more responsible for the good old days than a bad memory.

In the order named, these are the hardest to control - wine, women and song.

Middle age occurs when you are too young to take up golf and too old to rush up to the net.

You can learn many things from children. How much patience you have, for instance.