Nobody can write such ironic things unless he has a deep sense of injustice-injustice to those members of the race who are victims of the stupid, the pretentious and the hypocritical.

Accustomed as I am to public speaking, I know the futility of it.

Drinking is bad taste but tastes good.

Nobody can write such ironic things unless he has a deep sense of injustice-injustice to those members of the race who are victims of the stupid, the pretentious and the hypocritical.

Elections are won by men and women chiefly because most people vote against somebody rather than for somebody.

I find that a great part of the information I have was acquired by looking up something and finding something else on the way.

The trouble with this country is that there are too many politicians who believe, with a conviction based on experience, that you can fool all of the people all of the time.