Nobody can write such ironic things unless he has a deep sense of injustice-injustice to those members of the race who are victims of the stupid, the pretentious and the hypocritical.

There are hundreds who can stand failure to one who can stand success; the good loser is far more common than the good winner.

Middle age occurs when you are too young to take up golf and too old to rush up to the net.

We deny that it is fun to be saving. It is fun to be prodigal. Go to the butterfly, thou parsimonious sluggard; consider her ways and get wise.

Nobody can write such ironic things unless he has a deep sense of injustice-injustice to those members of the race who are victims of the stupid, the pretentious and the hypocritical.

Ninety-two percent of the stuff told you in confidence you couldn't get anyone else to listen to.

Elections are won by men and women chiefly because most people vote against somebody rather than for somebody.